How to Scare Off Your Date!

This was a speech that I did for my communication class, that I wrote and illustrated. I thought everyone would enjoy it :) and I've had some friends tell me to put it up. So... here you go!

"Let’s say you just met some new people You’ve been hanging out with them for a bit when they have to leave for a minute.  Before they go you jump on face book and you say “Hey! I’ll add you guys on here!” So you do. They leave and a couple of minutes later you suddenly get three texts and a call from an unknown number. You answer and have them ask you “Hey! Let me back into the building!”

You pause… and say “Who in the world is this!?”

They tell you their name, and it’s one of the kids you’ve just barely met but who you didn’t talk to at all. You ask “Where did you get my number?” to which they calmly reply “Face book!”

Keep in mind, while you were hanging out this person told you the only way he could get on the internet was the library.

Does this creep you out a little? Or are you totally fine with it? I know how I felt. He scared me so bad that any chance of him ever being more than a friend was gone after that move. It seemed very desperate and too familiar too fast. As a person who has had many boys who have tried to move too fast too soon in a relationship situation I decided to do my informative speech on how to scare off any girl or boy you are interested in in a romantic situation. All of us whether married, dating or single have had those people we’ve become interested in who’ve totally and completely scared us off.!  My speech is designed to tell you exactly how you can be that person who can scare off any member of the opposite sex you want to! Let’s begin.

Okay everyone. Let’s say you’ve just met this extremely attractive man or woman. The most amazing woman or man you’ve ever met. They look airbrushed, but it’s natural! You by some strange happenstance meet this godlike person at a party, talk to them for a moment and get/ give them your number. That was as far as your conversation went before they left and you had to go pinch yourself and make sure you weren’t dreaming.

Now it’s been a couple of days since you’ve seen them and you’re starting to think they may be just a dream! However, they call you and ask you out on a date for next Friday.) you decide to be the best date you possibly can. You want your date fall in love with you instantaneously while you drive to the restaurant. Perfect.

Here’s where you can use these tips to scare off your date and make sure that never happens. (Disclamer… these steps are so you know what you shouldn’t do on a first date and should not really be used when trying to catch the man or woman of your dreams. Unless you’re actually trying to make them hate you.) We’ll start with the men first:

Scare off your date!

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Using this advice you can make sure that you will be able to scare him off for the rest of your life.

If you listen to these great tips for men and women, you can make sure that you can scare off any date you’ll ever have!

I hope you enjoyed my presentation and take these points into consideration on any date… whether you want to scare them off, or make sure that you don’t"

Oh to be able to see the powerpoint, make sure that you put it in full screen mode :)